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Hi folks,

This is a conversation I’ve had a few times at the garage while waiting for my car to be ready.

Old fart to me: Woman, why the hell are you still driving that junker? You’re in here getting it fixed every other week.

Me to Him: Well, let me see. It’s paid for long since. I only spent about a thousand on repairs last year. It’s cheaper to insure. When I do get repairs I’m paying my neighbor instead of some CEO in a dealership so my money stays in the community. I don’t mind the dogs being in it. Should I keep going? There’s more. Let’s see, it has a small engine so last year I spent less on gas than you did last month. Did I mention I don’t have payments on it?

Him: Oh fer fuck sake. Walks away.

Me. quietly. Another one bites the dust. 🙂